Final

As-Salam!
Did you all miss me? *muntah*
Gimme all ur money!
I wanna go to Disneyland!

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FINAL-ly! My, eh, I mean, Our HUGE project's done! You know? The one...The Program...The Al-Fateh and stuff..On that day, I was so stressed out that I didn't eat! I only had chocolate bun for breakfast and 2 chickens for lunch! Makanan bukanlah sesuatu yang layak untuk mendominasi akal fikiran ku pada hari berkenaan. Bila bangun je subuh esoknya, terus cari makanan dulu. HUNGRY!!! :(

But, memang berbaloilah bila review balik, and semua pihak berpuas hati. :)

But...Sorry eh if terkasar bahasa apa semua. STRESS woo! :(

Our FINAL exam is just around the corner. Waiting for the time to strike me in the guts. :(

Nanti dia sergah dari tepi jalan lepas tu dia tumbuk perutku bertubi-tubi. Dah takde 'butterflies in my stomach' dah. Tinggal mayat butterflies je. Sape suruh bertapa dalam perut? Kan dah mati kena tumbuk.

The proper expression would be, 'I got internal bleeding and dead butterlies in my perot!'

After our FINALS, I'll FINAL-ly could go back and play my guitar!Hoyeah! What? Seriusly! I've got a guitar! But I only know how to play 'Twinkle,Twinkle Little Star' :(

Still a long way to go before I'm a famous singer like Taylor Swift. Pfft....Keep dreaming kid. 

Well, at least I know how to play a song! At first, I bought the guitar because I heard 'Oh My English', Mr.-Sir Henry Middleton played WMYB. I fell in love within seconds and bought the guitar after raya. :)

Punyalah semangat nak main WMYB. Bila cari kat Youtube cara nak main lagu tu, Takde...Yang ada...Piano. Hampas....Mana ada duit nak beli! Hah! Hah! Marah nih! >:(

Oh...Bagi yang tak tau, WMYB = What Makes You Beautiful bukan 'Wang Mana Yang Busuk' oh? Epic Fail Kobes..Epic Fail...

Ooppppsss! I got to go now. It's Carnival Day at my mum's school. Yeay! SHOPPING time!! :D

PEACE OUT!

Tips Blogging :)

As-Salam!
Oh darlings~ How I missed you :*
Wah~ Sungguh lama tidak ku update natang blog ini.

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Since dah lama I tak update, jangan ingat I tinggal dalam hutan. Apa perkaitannya? I pun tak tau.
Anyway, even when I tak update blog, I alway up-to-date dengan post-post terbaru anda-anda. Hee~ Very the best-best. And now kat Facebook, berlambak pula orang letak link ke blog diorang. Oh..Blogger baru...Welcome to the world of blogging my friend :)

Bila I start baca blog mereka, I rasa macam nak offline je terus sebab bosan. No Offense please.
Now, I yang dah terlebih dulu makan garam dan lada dalam dunia blogging ni ingin sharing tips-tips dalam penulisan blog. I am a very good person. *pengsan*

1) Tulis untuk Readers.
I always terjumpa blogger baru yang tulis blog macam buat diary. As in, "today, I go to school, back from school, do homeworks, nampak kucing masuk longkang, Tidur"
Wow! Very straight forward. If you are a personal blogger, cara penulisannya agak sama dengan buku-buku novel yang anda baca tu. Sentiasa taip sambil bayangkan diri anda sebagai pembaca. Apakah best? Or bosan?

2)Insert some humor
If blog tu terlalu serius, Woih! memang pak guard sekolah aku yang garang tu pun taknak baca! Remember, kita nak tarik perhatian pembaca. Letak barang satu atau dua unsur jenaka. If tak lawak, orang nak cakap U syok sendiri, lantak pi lah dia. There's always somebody out there yang anggap post kita tu mencuit tangkai jering jantung dia :) Even if memang epic fail bila kita buat lawak, kita always boleh tulis, "ah! ni pepatah orang portugis! Kau apa tau!"

3)NEVER typed your anger out
Haha. Sangat sentap considering I pernah buat. -.-'
Yes..Dia memberi lebih banyak kesan negetip dari positip (noktah)

4)Have FUN
Blogging is Fun! You should enjoy yourself! If U sendiri tak enjoy typing blog, how could the readers enjoy it? Once in A while,share lah sikit your experience pergi camping ke.. Snorkeling, holidays and stuff. Baru best! And promotelah sikit tempat tu. Kalau best, takkan nak kepam celah katiak kau sendiri je :P

5)The Other Persona Within
  If kat luar, anda adalah seorang yang membosankan....Kat bloglah tempat kau nak jadi seseorang yang FUN! Kat luar, selalu baca buku..Kat blog jadilah someone yang hyper and outgoing! Kan best gitu? Kiranya macam supermanlah..Jadi orang yang berlainan bila keadaan berlainan. But without the super tight outfit and pakai spender kat luar :P

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See? These are only the basic ideas on how to catch people's attention. If blog anda best, lantaklah entri cuma ada 7ketul semata-mata...Readers pasti akan datang cari post-post anda. They will wait for your new entry every single day! xD

PEACE OUT!

How'd You Entitled That?!

As-Salam!
Whazzap everyone? Dah makan? Dah minum? Dah buat kerja yang sepatutnya dibuat daripada asyik online je tapi malas nak tengok sebab bosan?
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So, as we already know...Manusia memang suka melabel sesama sendiri. Contohnya seperti, 'Jongang', "kecik', 'Gemuk', 'Prof', 'gedik', 'Rajin' dan sebagainya....
But, I wonder now..How korang melabelkan orang itu sebagai 'gila kuasa'? I mean..really...HOW? Sebab, if nak kata orang itu gila kuasa, sepatutnya apabila dia menjawat hampir semua jawatan. If kat sekolah,Habis semua benda dia nak jadi. Even AJK tingkatan je pun. Itu dari sudut pandangan saya je lah. Lainlah kalau seseorang itu memang obses dan taksub dengan kerja.. Itu 'workaholic' namanya ye.
Like myself, I ter'kezut' juga bila tetiba dicop sebagai 'gila kuasa'. I mean, as a penolong ketua pengawas, that's what I'm supposed to do. Tegur orang, bagi arahan and pebende tu semua. But, I still do my own work like jaga kawasan tugasan, ambil rekod tugasan perhimpunan, bagi bantuan pada pengawas yang memerlukan. Buat jadual tugasan pengawas ronda (time awal tahun dulu). I mean...Apakah itu gila kuasa?
Oh, maybe bila I arahkan pengawas lelaki agar jangan melipat lengan baju, I dikatakan busy body?
Or bila I tegur pelajar lelaki turunkan semula lengan yang dilipat, itu adalah gila kuasa?
Yes my darlings. Eeewwwww. Gila geli. I mean, yes my friends, I tegur pelajar tapi arahkan pengawas untuk satu isu yang sama. Bila kau menjawat jawatan pengawas, kau automatically tertaluk secara terus pada undang-undang sekolah. If kau adalah pengawas, pelajar secara automatik akan cari kesalahan kau. "eh, pengawas tu tak turunkan lengan baju pun". "Kau pengawas pun tak buat kerja sekolah"
So, kau selaku pengawas, takkan nak tunding jari kat pelajar bailk? "Pelajar tu tak pakai tali pinggang kain pun"
Dah cmne pulak tu?
Bila pelajar pula, diorang sepatutnya patuhi arahan pengawas. Kat sekolah I, pelajar akan kena demerit 2 markah if langgar arahan pengawas. I don't know lah other school. Like seriously...If taknak kena tegur, jangan langgar peraturan. Kalau taknak buat tugasan, jangan jadi pengawas. Simple things my loves.
If I can juggle my time between student, prefects and team leader, apalah sangat kalau setakat patuh peraturan sekolah tu?
Setiap pagi, I kena check pengawas yang bertugas pada pagi semalam dan pagi ini. Time rehat, makan sampai tersedak sebab nak kejar masa untuk bertugas pula kat mana-mana yang patut. (selalu terlepas time sebab tercekik fishball)
Time belajar, kena belajar. Time jadi Naqibah untuk Al-Fateh, of coz le kena jadi Ketua yang berwawasan.Keluar masuk pejabat tu dah jadi perkara biasa. I didn't say yang I am the busiest person on earth and people should respect me more and stuff. I just wanted them to open their eyes and see yang tugas sebagai seorang pengawas bukanlah senang. Orang lain makan sampai 30 minit, kami makan 10 minit je. Orang lain duduk time perhimpunan, kami kena berdiri. Time pelajar tengah best ber'story' dengan kawan time belajar, kami tak boleh sebab kami adalah contoh kepada orang lain. Silap sikit je, habis reputasi.
So, tell me again, part mana yang I dikatakan sebagai 'gila kuasa'? like, literally.
Someone stated that I am power crazy all the time. So, I'm reviewing back. part mana? Okay..Maybe sebab kesalahan sendiri so, susah nak nampak. That's why I asked. WHEN? HOW? and most importantly, WHY? Apakah I tetiba suruh someone ganti tugas I supaya I boleh pergi breakfast dengan kawan-kawan? Or I malas nak buat laporan tugasan? Please...Point it out so that I can be a better person.
And sometimes, pelajar lelaki pakai baju lengan panjang. Tak kira lah kemeja ke, baju sukan ke..But why? sebab dalam buku dah tulis pelajar lelaki tak dibenarkan pakai baju lengan panjang. Perempuan pula tak boleh lipat lengan baju.But, cikgu bagi kelonggaran yang boleh lipat lengan baju bila dalam kelas. So, bila kau keluar, Sila jangan lipat. Ada paham? Takkan sampai mati kering kot kalau tak lipat? And kalau ye pun panas sangat Malaysia ni, janganlah pakai yang lengan panjang ye wahai pelajar lelaki SEMETRI sekalian...

So, May I asked again....How you labelled him/her tamak kuasa? Coz, dari perspektif I, asalkan dia buat kerja dia and takde apa pun yang dia tinggal kan, biarlah..At least dia jaga amanah dia. Trust me, It's not fun jadi ketua. Semua benda nak kena fikir. Nak tidur malam pun kena ingat balik apa yang tak buat..Apa yang tak cukup.. Kat akhirat pun nanti kena soal. GULP!
Semua orang cakap "jadi ketua, senanglah kau" Eh, pelis lah. Kalau boleh diundurkan masa, aku taknak jadi ketua! Wah~ Sampai camtu sekali.Semua orang pun cakap, "ketua, this tak cukup" "ketua, tukar benda ni" "ketua, saya taknak buat benda ni" So, nak atau tak, I kena reshuffle balik the whole thing. I'm not talking about al-Fateh sebab I memang suruh mereka-mereka kemukakan idea and then, I pergi tanya cikgu, boleh approve atau tak. If setiausaha takde so, I dengan sukarelanya ganti dia buat kertas kerja. Kalau bendahari takde, I angkat tangan untuk pergi cari sekian-sekian manusia for budget planning. And alhamdulillah, mereka sangat supportive and sporting.
 But, the problem came bila orang luar yang diharapkan untuk membantu, telah mencampurkan tangan, kaki dan lain-lain anggota dalam urusan kami. So, yeah...Takpe..Kita buka balik mukasurat pertama.. And bincang dari mula sampai akhir.

So, problem tak timbul dalam badan al-Fateh. Semua problem yang mengatakan I gila kuasa adalah dari badan pengawas. That same exact organisation yang angkat tangan mengundi I as the penolong ketua. And that same exact organisation yang ingkar arahan serta teguran. So, Saya memohon maaf atas kekhilafan diri ini. Tahun depan, kalau anda-anda nak orang lain yang lebih berkaliber dan layak untuk menjadi ketua, saya akan mengundur diri. Insyallah. Tapi tolonglah jangan back stabbed saya macam ni. Saya cuma mencuba menjalankan amanah guru sebaik mungkin. Apa-apa yang terlepas pandang, tolong tunjukkan. Apa-apa yang saya tak buat, tolong tegur. Apa-apa yang salah, tolong ajarkan.
And tolonglah bersabar dengan kerenah saya cuma untuk 2 bulan yang terakhir ni. Tahun depan, lain cerita. Insyallah.
Sekian...
PEACE OUT!

Girls + Make Up=x

As-Salam!
Waa~ Ada equation pulak kat tajuk.
Ohsem je rasa. :P
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Now what? Oh yes, That's right. The isi kandungan.
Mengada buat tajuk macam bagus tapi isi takde. Hampagas punya budak. :P

Okay, before leaving the house, apa yang budak-budak perempuan yang normal selalu buat. Kalau time kecik dulu biasa terus je keluar rumah..Berkaki ayam ke, tak pakai baju ke, comel je orang tengok.
Perhatian, Jangan Try aksi ni jika umur anda melebihi 8 tahun. Huduh benar rupanya.

Now, as a teenager, apakah yang diorang buat? Diorang? Diriku tak termasuk ke? Hmm....Timbul equation baru...
Anyways, I selalu perasan yang budak perempuan selalunya akan pakai make up sebelum keluar rumah..Even nak pergi kedai kat sebelah simpang tu je pun kena pakai. At least bedak. Kalau jauh perjalanan, lagi banyaklah yang beliau guna. I am one of those few girls yang MALAS nak guna barang cosmetics. Even bedak. Nak keluar pergi KL ke, balik kampung ke, singgah kat London ke, still MALAS nak pakai.

So, jimatkah duit parents I dari membeli barang-barang tu? NOPE.
My mum always try untuk paksa I pakai. Especially bila ada kenduri kahwin anak kawan beliau. Beli satu, hilang satu. What a great deal! Good job Khalida!
And a few months ago, I ada masuk kelas make up. Belajar lah konon. But that loud-mouth freak sindir I. Kurang sopan punya lelaki. *sesiapa nak terasa, sila lakukannya sekarang*

And I always wondered...Dulu time I kecik, I nak pakai make-up, beliau selalu marah.. Now, bila I dah besar and tak nak pakai make-up, still kena marah. And I was like,

Mana satu nih?!

And bila tengok budak form 1, form 2 yang pakai make up, rasa macam tengah pandang

err....Beautiful?

And bila tengah jalan kat kawasan sekolah time sesi petang, this is what I see,

Apa pandang-pandang?!

Huduh benar ke rupa I nih? Hah?!

Oh my! Sejak bila Nicki Minaj belajar kat sekolah I nih??
So, ladies, If you want to put make up on your face...Make sure there's make up on your face. Not Face on your make up. Get it?

I'm so proud of myself. Tak pernah-pernah buat entri guna gambar berlambak-lambak gini. So proud! xD

And a few other picture yang tak relevan dengan isi......

Apakah? Mengarut je budak ni tengah-tengah malam gini. Buhbye!

PEACE OUT!

Since You Loved it So Much

As-salam.
Don't bother reading cuz this is just another rants and blablabla
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Hey You! Since you love to read my blog and use it against me later..Read this.
THE PERSON IS NOT SPECIFIED
It could be my neighbour, the teacher, the mak cik kantin, a classmate, a hobo from downtown....
I wonder if I am easily offended nowadays or people tend to get on my nerves recently.
First of all, please read this... I'm trying to be professional here.
Even if I like/hate you...I won't mix that with my work. Sure, I like you but that doesn't mean that you can get away when you abused the rules.
Yes, we argue over something. You can ignore me all you want. But don't take away MY RIGHTS TO VOICE OUT MY OPINION. Yes, you hate me..so? I still have my own responsibility to attend to. Don't treat me like I'm your sidekick because we're on the same level here.
Please be professional. If you can't handle that....Tell me and let's settle this like a matured adult.
You acted like a child but wants to be treated like a grown up...Please girl..Please Stop...I beg you.

You voted me as the leader..You want me to manage all the things. But you won't accept my opinions. You just want someone to do all the hard work but you also want him/her to follow your 'rules'
I've thought about all those things day and night. I've calculate all the possibilities...But you neglect all these facts and try to change it into your own.You want it to work like you imagine but you don't want to handle it. Sure...Try to handle like, almost a hundred kids by yourself...

Please..Open up your mind and take in these words...I'm so tired of all these...You've put me down, put out my lights, closed the door, slammed it right in my face. Turn around when I'm begging on my knees...You said mean things to me and did things only a coward would do..But, I still smile. I swallowed all that because I wanted to be you friend. The one that you'll cherish all life long. The one that you can count on when you've all the problems. The one that you can lean against when you got all the burdens to carry on your shoulder. That kind of friend that you'll remember smiling and missed when you flash back all the high school memories.
Please....Just hear me out...For once in your life, put aside your ego for a while... Bury the hatchet...If I can do it, I'm quite sure that you could do it too. Because you're all so mighty and powerful. So strong and brave. The one that I always looked up to. My idol. But most of all...You are my friend. I cried over the things you did and said. All the things that happened. Doesn't that mean anything to you? Someone just cried a thousand tears for you. What does that mean? Ask yourself these question.

And you there! You constantly and literally offend me. You spilled out your hatred towards me daily. Even when I'm not there, you still do it. Dear..Allah doesn't create me so that you could offend me and hurt my feelings all you want. Just so you know, I don't really care when a person tried to get on my nerve. But you just crossed the line. You could make me cry with just a single sentence.Everyday I tried to be nice...I tried to make friend with you. But you spit on my face, stab me with your dagger-like words..I'm just so tired..Why do you hate me so much? Is it just because of that very incident? When you asked about something and I raised my voice?Just because of that? Why don't we forget about it and start anew? We could start over with introducing ourselves.
If I could forgive you when you insulted, humiliate, offend and mocked me on the daily basis...Why can't you forgive me for raising my voice towards you? It's like you hate the whole rose because it's not your favourite colour. You won't admire its beauty just because of a silly reason. I'm not saying that I'm beautiful and you should admire my being. Hell no! I just wanted you to take a second and think of what you've did.
I'm actually crying right now while typing all these. I tried to be helpful to you but you publicly humiliated me. I didn't do anything to you but you still insult me anyway. If I had my revenge or trying to get even with you..You'll just hate me even more. And we will fight until we graduate. That's not how I want to remember my school life.

Please....I'm on my knees..Begging..If you still wanted to be ignorant fools like you are right now...Then continue doing so. Then, I have no choice but to be a fool and ignore you. That's unprofessional.

To all other friends...Please take this as a reminder of how a single and small mistake will turn to be a huge iceberg and crash your sail boat of dreams in the future.

PEACE OUT!