Some Novels nowadays are so...cliche

As-Salam!

Cuti-cuti cenggini memang boring kan?

So, dari tido pagi,petang,sing,malam, I've found a solution.

Reading! Whoa ho!!! Khobes membaca! Suatu peningkatan positip...

Positip le sangat....Baca komik,majalah and novel je...Memandangkan tengah ada idea untuk meng-hupdet, sila redhakan diri anda dengan apa yang bakal y'alls baca. Ehem...Tengah mabuk sikit ni, so, jangan terkezut sangat kalau keluar benda mengarut.

1)Watak

First,watak heroin ni ada dua jenis... Yang kuat mental dan degil..ataupun sopan dan ayu yang jenis pijak 

semut dah mati terus hidup balik.*whaaat?!*

Second, The hero.Mesti hensem gila babas..Kalau model Victor's secret lalu sebelah pun tunduk tutup muka akibat tak sama taraf kehenseman dengan beliau..Hero juga haruslah kaya raya. Ibarat boleh order kereta yang dia nak melalui phone call je..Oh, and ego harus tinggi..tapi mesti tunduk kat heroin..Mesti kalah punya kalau hal berkaitan dengan heroin tu.

Third, Kawan heroin atau kawan-kawan beliau haruslah yang sporting and happy-go-lucky. Suka menasihati heroin kita tadi.

Fourth, bestfren hero kita ni haruslah kurang kaya sikit dari hero..Tapi still kaya.. Kira macam hero terbabit adalah boss, kawan baik beliau ni adalah pekerja syarikat tu..Tapi jawatan tinggi jugalah..

Five-th (boleh?) Hua hua hua..Ada pulak yang marah lepas fourth jadi fiveth..Sorry lah incik.

Fifth, Pesaing cinta (ha-ha-ha) si hero pula mesti hamseng tak hengat! Sama hensem dengan hero or lebih hensem..Dan juga wajiblah kaya raya..Sama kaya or kurang or lebih sikit. Duit dia flexible. Tapi biasanya lebih kaya..Pangkat tengku or anak Dato' or Tan Sri. Sanggup mengundurkan diri asalkan heroin bahagia dengan si hero tadi.

2)Jalan cerita

Prologue- Start dengan heroin dalam masalah besar and gantung cerita tu kat sini. Biar pembaca suspens tak hengat.

Bab1-Time ni baru cerita latar belakang hero and heroin kita..

*Heroin datang dari famili yang susah and berhutang dengah ah long sebanyak rm 500 000

ataupun

*Hero yang sedang marah kat gelpreng beliau sebab terlebih gedix.

ataupun dua-dua sekali...Flexible

Time jalan cerita tengah menaik, famili heroin dilanda kesusahan. Kebakaran,ah long, or eksiden..pun boleh, sebab flexible...Time ni nak matikan salah satu ahli famili hero/heroin pun boleh...Tapi jangan sentuh pasal pesaing cinta hero tu sebab dia dah berundur or tengah menyorok...Penulis biasanya sorokkan watak ni kejap..

Kemuncaknya, biasanyalah..Heroin kena tangkap oleh ah long or ex-gelpreng hero tadi yang tukar jadi psycho.Heroin tersebut haruslah diikat and diugut macam-macam benda..

Kemunculan hero haruslah seorang diri bagi menyelamatkan heroinnya. Apa ke dungu benar? Nak lawan dengan gengster ah long/ gengster upahan ex-gelpreng  sorang diri? 

Oh, demi kekasihku, ku sanggup mati..(-_-")

Tengah lawan and hero macam nak kalah, kawan hero and pesaing cinta beliau datang bawak polis..Tapi  pesaing cinta tadi haruslah kena tembak or tikam dengan ah long/ ex-gelpreng tadi..Nak mati boleh, tak nak mati pun boleh..Koma beberapa hari kat hospital.

Bila dah selamat tapi kawan baik hero call cakap yang ex-gelpreng tu sempat cabut lari..Di lain chapter, dia baru balik dari oversea and berubah jadi baik..Hero and heroin dah kawen...and time tengah jalan-jalan terjumpa dengan ex-gelpreng tu..Diorang maafkan si psychotic tu...

Epilogue- Hero and heroin dah ada beberapa orang anak..And kawan baik hero and heroin pun rupanya dah lama suka kat satu sama lain..Pulak... Tapi hero and heroin haruslah bahagia lepas kawen..Kbye

Oh...ni kebiasaannya novel untuk remaja..Untuk orang dewasa lain pulak cerita dia..Insyallah next time I'll type benda tu..Eh, ni I type panjang-panjang ni orang baca ke? Paham ke? Dah lah separuh mabuk time tengah type ni...Dah lah..Mengarut pulak

PEACE OUT!

Ho-Ho-Ho- YEAH!!

As-Salam!

Ello peeps~ 

Sekian lama menghilangkan diri, anda mesti tertanya-tanya dimana diri ku pergi bukan?

No? 

Okay...

I Don't need friends. I Have A Mirror
*mirror broke*
Okay..

I'd stayed at grandma's house for like...A week...And I feel so, relaxed and refresh. Persediaan untuk SPM tahun depan lah kononnyeww~ Tipu je lebih..Patutnya dah start buka buku and study mana yang patut. Chapter form 4 pun tak khatam lagi.. Adoiyainyeww pooon.. (-_-")

*tekak ku terasa geli bila taip begini*

So, maybe lepas ni akan diriku kurangkan blogging. Wahaha! Yang sekarang ni pun macam nak-tak-nak update, camne bila 'kurangkan blogging' tu nanti? 

Ehem..Fokus sket bulih dak? Sekarang ni I mintak sangat-sangat-sangat bagi sesape yang tengah baca post ni untuk tadah tangan and doakan kejayaan SPM ku nanti. Nak tadah guna nyiru pun boley. Bak kata pepatah, 'Kecil tapak tangan, nyiru kami tadahkan'. Ehem, Cikgu BMku pasti bangga dengan transformasi diriku ini.

Tahun depan, insyallah, I will be the next Ketua Pengawas. BUT, bukan bermakna yang diriku ini gila kuasa, gila pangkat, gila markah, gila kentang, gila barbie dan sebagainya...I think, sepatutnya ada seseorang yang boleh menggerakkan pelajar sekolah tu.. Tengok jelah, I kan dah buat program hari tu...Whoa! Riak pula diriku ini. Maaf.

Ehem, nanti akan ada pula yang kutip post ni and putarbelitkan cerita.

Oh, and before I pergi sesat (get lost) dari sini, I nak tanya, kecik benar ke diriku? Ramai yang tanya, "Ni darjah berape ni?" "Adik ni dah lepas UPSR ye?" Whoa! Terasa nak backhand pun ada.

Tahun lepas (2011), tinggi I 150cm. Tahun ni, (2012) 146cm...Pesal aku makin mengecil?

Orang lain membesar, aku mengecil. Dahlah pakai baju biru. Memang macam Smurf dah (-_-")

Oppss..Sebelum lebih panjang lebar aku mengarut, baik blah..

PEACE OUT!

Directioner vs Directionator

As-Salam!
Whoa~ Blog dah penuh sawang. Punyalah malas nak hupdet. Gedik oh si khobes nih

So, the title is in english and this band is from England, why don't we use correct english for once? Macam bagus je bunyik...Cer tengok pebenda yang keluar sat lagi :P
Ehem....I got this from the UrbanDictionary.com

Directioner

1443 up, 246 down

Someone who stands by the band One Direction no matter what. Who would be there to support the boys 100%. Whether it's acting, singing, dancing, anything... they'll be there for it all. Even when the band grows up and goes on with their lives, these girls that call themselves "directioners" will NEVER forget the happiness and the joy that Harry Styles, Niall Horan, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson, and Zayn Malik brought to them for so many years!

Directioner	1794 up, 560 down
	-a fan of the huge boy band One Direction. -If you are a Directioner you are most likely cooler then everyone else. -Directioners will rule the world one day, dont doubt that.

Directionator	1603 up, 355 down
	People who think they have swag like Directioners. The are fake/new fans of the amazingly good looking and talented boy band One Direction. They do not understand inside jokes. They think they are better then original fans. They most probably think: "Zayn" is spelt "Zain" Liam likes cats. Harry hates spoons. Louis loves Food. Niall likes carrots.

 As you can see, well, You probably can't see me. Because, you know...I'm at home...And you're not anywhere near me..Unless you're some creepy stalker.
Oops! Focus !! (-_-")
I am also a proud directioner. BUT I am not a pro in this 'directioner' thing.So....Let's see how things go :) *I am definitely NOT a directionator. Thank You very much :)*

1) Okay..First of, 1D's first song together is Torn. Not What Makes You Beautiful. *duh!* Directioners should know this from the start. If you say that 'WMYB' is their first ever song..You should go jump off a bridge. Actually, WMYB was their debut song. As in, their first official song as a professional singer.

2) Second, their names. I always find it rather annoying when directionators got confused when it comes to their names. Err, hello? Its the first thing you should ever know. If you want to call yourself a fan that is..If not, please..Continue with your life. *Directioners don't have a life LNL*

-Zayn : Originally, his name is spelt Z-A-I-N. But, he prefers to spell it Z-A-Y-N..
"How does Zayn originally spelt?"
Me: S-E-X-Y xD

-Louis : People....Its Lou-ee..Not Lewis. Nuff said. *ehem, sila terasa bagi yang berkenaan*

-Harry : Umm...A lot of confusion has occurred just because of this perfect angel *LNL* I've read a tweet from his mom that his name is Harry Edward Styles.Not Harold :)

-Liam : Umm...People often confused him with Harry due to his hairstyle. But, now he has changed it so, please...Do not confuse no more *whaaat?*

-Niall : Hee~ this Irish perfection. Ladies, his name shouldn't be pronounced as nail. One should know that before going around town and embarrass oneself :P

3) The youngest member of the band is Harry. Not Niall. People probably assumes Niall the youngest because he looks innocent and sweet. Whereas Harry is kinda...dirty minded. Ehem..All in all, they're beautiful! Stop judging!

4) Liam doesn't really scared of spoons. He just doesn't like it much. It doesn't mean that he'll jump to the ceiling when he sees a spoon chilling,relaxing on the table. Duh!

5) "NO!" Jimmy protested. It is a joke. Louis read it from a book in one of their video diaries. Jimmy is not the sixth member of the band.

6) Directioners love carrots and potatoes. Although, carrot jokes are so overrated nowadays

*****hey, did these facts got shorter by the number?*****

7) Directioners will always love all the 1D boys even when other people forgets about them. But, let's face it..That ain't gonna happen :P

I mean, why would anyone forget these 5 British/Irish boys that R-O-C-K-E-D the world? C'mon people.

8) Directioners loves the boys' girlfriend as much as they boys love them. They would never hate on the lucky girls. Except for Caroline's case. I don't get it..Why would people hate 'Haroline' anyway? Harry made the choice himself. Oh, and when there break ups, directioners also cry for the boys. Except, we do not eat ice cream to cheer us up. We eat carrots and potatoes :P

9) Directioners are the greatest fan base ever! We are the coolest fan in the history of man kind. Well, if other people see their idol fell on stage, they would go "OMG! My poor baby" But, directioners go, "Haha~ thats what you get for being drunk!" See? How cool are we? :P

10) LNL: Means Love Niall's Laugh. It use to be LLN (Laugh Like Niall) But he thought that people was making fun of his cute laugh. Although LNL means love Niall's laugh, it is used just like LOL except in directioners' term. Ehem, We are the coolest *LNL*

11) There are 7 members of the band. (Directioners know~) Waa~ orang lain dah terkerut-kerut dahi 'bila pulak ada 7' Tadi tulis 5, sekarang 7. Whoa mabuk,mabuk... Ehem...The other two members are Paul, they boys' 'babysitter' and the other one is Kevin the pigeon! Look it up.

Oh...I think that's it for today. I am so lazy to type any longer. Pfft...

PEACE OUT!

p/s: If there's any mistake, please..Do not hate on me.Like I said, I'm not a pro

p/s/s: Please forgive my poor english. I didn't get the highest mark in the test. *Ehem, anna, Where are you? I blame you for this* :P